The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a shocking truth that’s been kept from the dining world for several years. A smaller, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert has become to blame for adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for decades. For much a long time it has been forced upon patrons, without the need of being requested, using a restaurant meal. With the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation is now planned to safeguard innocent citizens out of this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, the us government provides ban…the fortune cookie. Continue reading to see how SPIT promises to rid society in the unhealthy fortune cookie and put it back with all the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery in the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To create this story much more shocking, SPIT has uncovered details about the mysterious reputation the fortune cookie. While it’s served following nearly all Chinese food meal, the cookie was…produced in the united states! And, in California believe it or not. Take the time to soak that in…all of the years you believed you are observing a Chinese tradition, you are mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal from the opinion of SPIT.
The reality is that there are two possible stories regarding how the fortune cookie was created but no one knows the actual truth. In whichever version you believe, the fortune cookie was created as a possible act of kindness and thankfulness obtain to others. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Things That Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are made from very easy baking ingredients, essentially the most concerning ingredients for SPIT and also the government, are salt and sugar. The ingredients in one fortune cookie recipe requires:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (just as evil salt)
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
Because you can have often heard, sugar has become rumored to be connected with hyperactivity in children. Moreover, sugar is clearly a challenge that is increasing the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt happen to be related to higher hypertension which can be related to heart problems. And, the worst is that there are suggestions that consuming sugar may result in other addictions. In fact, one theory on the net states that sugar might be much like a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s on the net, therefore it ought to be true. SPIT is just not willing to reply to the truthfulness of the fact, but know you are warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies Annually Are Manufactured***
All in all, this is a frightening finding by the individuals SPIT! To increase the horror, these ‘cookies’ are made at an amazing rate of 4 billion cookies per year. In 2013, it turned out estimated there were better than 7 billion people in the world. Because of this every man, woman, and child…it doesn’t matter how old or how young…may have almost 1/2 of a fortune cookie each year. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden secrets to protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Really are a Healthy Substitution***
Now, you could think that SPIT is otherwise engaged to spoil all the eating dinner your favorite Asian restaurant. But, you’d be so wrong. SPIT has proposed an enjoyable, new substitute for the unhealthy fortune cookie. Within the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is roofed that would switch the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! Get ready to enjoy your preferred calorie and fat-free beverage within your disposable paper cup. But wait…on the outside the cup is really a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You’ve got your evryday Affirmation.
Forget about lame and depressing fortunes for example:
“You might be almost to the top. Which means you’ve further to fall.”
“A good way to get healthy is to consume more Chinese food.”
“Maybe you can live on the moon next century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“This is a fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups would have awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings for example:
“You might be freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anybody who thinks differently is terribly confused.”
“Flowing hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, the ones shoes…wear do you get them?!Inch
“You’re a genius. Why didn’t you feel an astrophysicist? The world needs your abilities.Inch
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
With these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop more positive attitudes plus a better a sense well-being. The mental health community would embrace this course to bring wellness to folks all over the world. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you may also suppose that Daily Affirmation cups could bring on what every beauty pageant contestant wishes to have one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Ancient Greek Civilization Link***
Several governments happen to be on-board with all the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division in the Scyphus Group, already helps make the perfect style paper cup just for this innovative replacement the undesirable fortune cookie. This business has become making products from food grade paperboard and food safe inks for hundreds of years. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups through the Printed Paper Group have been unearthed from the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that to be false because the products would have biodegraded well before now. But, on the other hand, the cups are made from a division in the Scyphus Group. And, from the ancient greek language civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Does one see a link? There could be another conspiracy to consider there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the entire worldInch
But, to the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Naturally, Daily Affirmation paper cups may be expanded to succeed in restaurants of all kinds. No more would the idea of an after-dinner quote be tied to men and women restaurant. All cuisines would start using the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…you name it, the sayings may be translated into all languages. Think of the world united in one goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, you’ll be able to thank SPIT for that idea.